i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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