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  I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien

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• I've done the exact same thing! Only it was QVC and not Home Shopping. And it was most definitely the Ambien that caused me to do so.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:11am

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• I vote you stop the ambien first!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:55am

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• 559, she's probably in Jasper! It's SLIM pickin' in Walker County, unless you want to fuck a guy that cooks and or smokes meth!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:18am

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• masterbate when you feel like it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:47am

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• I've done that before!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:52am

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• Ambien is like Viagra for chicks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:21pm

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• Call me I will solve it ha 7654303556

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:05am

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• Crispy I hope ur a chick .. Wit all ur posts I never could tell lol ...<3 u 2 btw -charm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:15pm

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• It's okay I've done it to the food channel

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:01pm

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• charm...i think 10:54 was referring to the post above you (also posted at 9:41)...hence the "uh"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:01pm

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• i take ambien and i absolutely love it! it does make you do some weird shit sometimes though, and 9:41 why dont you go take your own advice instead of being on a website jackass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:02am

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• You don't need any of that. Just a fuck buddy. And he's right here. -BJ

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:23am

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• There is so much free porn online...why subscribe?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:31am

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• Get a battery operated boyfriend. Less drama, more satisfaction.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:29am

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• 10:54 ... Eat a dick -charm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:52am

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• There are a bunch of free porn sites so that's a poor excuse.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:44am

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• Omg I think I love you - charm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:41am

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• I love you, charm! -Crispy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:00pm

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• Where r u babe

  Submitted by puppy13 on Mar 15, 11 at 7:41pm

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• Haha, what's sad, is that I caught myself doing that this morning, but to the history channel talking about the world ending. I also took and Ambien last night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:34pm

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• Lol .... How sad !

  Submitted by gugi on Jun 9, 10 at 8:50am

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• Watching 2 girls 1 cup is my favorite thing to do. That includes anal sex and eating my own shit. -charm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:06am

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• I got so high today and smoked a L that I got an instant erg to go jack off. Keep in mind I'm a lady and I just got off work. Well tonight I'll just have to rewind that again this time with a man. I love online free porn it's the best.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:47pm

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• She's in Alabama !!! Birmingham Jasper? Haleyville?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:59pm

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• or maybe, like, uh, read a book. or , um, get a job. or uh,,, volunteer at a shelter,, uh,, or,, oh idont know,,do something procuctive with your life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:41am

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• Ohh oops lmao - charm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:23pm

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• 9:41, uh...shut the fuck up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:54am

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• Yeah! Masturbating rocks! Don't have someone nagging you afterward -Socks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:01am

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• 9:41 im guessing if they took ambien its night time and all but read a book would not apply, so why dont you uhhhh fuck off

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:03am

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• 1. Boyfriends cost you time and money. 2. Porn sites cost you money. You're getting yourself off, on the cheap and learning about new, interesting products. Stick with a proven story.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:14am

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• Seriously I trip out on ambien and I start to see things.. And I do a lot of stuff I wouldn't do when I'm sober.. Guess it's good for the guy but I wake up with no memory! Ambien is no good

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:32pm

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