It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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