Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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