I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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