In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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