She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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