How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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