Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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