I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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