I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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