I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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