She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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