Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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