so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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