Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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