Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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