i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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