margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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