omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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