So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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