Me too!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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worst night to have a conscience
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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