I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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