sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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