oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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