I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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