Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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