At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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