I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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