All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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