Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I touched a dick in church today
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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