Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize