Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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