i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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