OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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