My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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