false alarm. still invincible.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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