My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so let's talk penis.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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