I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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