I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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