I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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