Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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