Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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