the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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