Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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