maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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