I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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