have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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