Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize