Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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