it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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