Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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