I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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